Portion Control, Part 2

1. Purchase cheeseburger, fries, and milkshake from fast food institution of choice.

2. Proceed to consume french fries and approx. 1/3 of milkshake.

3. Get distracted by shiny object (tv show, youtube video, whatever you like) and leave cheeseburger on plate.

4. Decide 30 minutes later that you really need a shower RIGHT THIS MINUTE.

5. In shower, remember you still have 1/2 your dinner to eat.

6. Get out of shower, walk to kitchen, but discover cheeseburger wrapper on the floor in the living room with contents mysteriously gone.

7. Find culprit.